Christmas Bounty
Tory Bell thought she could leave her family’s bounty-hunter days behind and start a new, normal life with her investment-banker fiance in New York City. But Jersey comes calling when a con from her past reappears. Can Tory hide her family business while taking care of business, or will her past life...and past love...woo her home?
Our Thoughts
Have you ever wished the cast of “The Jersey Shore” made a Christmas movie, with some flavors of “Legally Blonde,” and it was aired on The Hallmark Channel in December? Well…ABC Family (now Freeform) beat you to the punch in 2013: meet “Christmas Bounty.”
Christmas-Named Native New Jerseyan, Tory Bell (Francia Raisa), an elementary school teacher, has a secret from her investment banker boyfriend, James (Will Greenberg, who steals the movie): she is a born-and-bred Bounty Hunter. And when a former captee escapes, she rushes home to confront her past and ex-boyfriend (Mike “The Miz’ Mizanin, whom we remember from his stint on season 10 of “The Real World”). Cue a violent mall scene and a sequined dive bar celebration, the best in the movie, and that’s pretty much all you need to know…oh wait! It’s also Christmas time.
Not surprisingly, this movie only hits on 5 Christmas Cliches. Until the Rekindled Romance with a Small-Town Handy Man...errr…Muscles came into play, Jess was concerned we’d be stuck with a mere Opening City Scene. The movie gets close to hitting the marks—Tory gets engaged to James, but he is too gall-dang sweet to be considered an Evil Fiance, and even when the gang visits a Christmas Tree lot, it ends with a shoot-out rather than a classic Buy & Trim.
An expensive music budget and not terrible action sequences don’t warrant a recommendation. This movie is 97% “Bounty” and 3% “Christmas.”
Rob's Final Take: Not Very Merry
Jess insists on watching this every year. Though I complain, I love that she does. The movie’s terrible, but its out-of-the-box plot is a breath of fresh air.
Jess's Final Take: Not Very Merry
If I’m honest, my chuckling doesn’t outweigh the lack of Christmas. But Will Greenberg’s joyous yet unsure “I’ll have a shot…and a beer chaser!” is classic.
Details
Watch It On: Freeform
Buy It From: Amazon (Streaming)
Starring: Francia Raisa & Mike 'The Miz' Mizanin